karenandthababes:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative

#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno